We’re excited to announce a brand‑new way to engage with our community!

Starting today, citizens who are stopped for speeding may challenge an officer to a friendly game of Rock‑Paper‑Scissors for a chance to receive a discount on their speeding ticket.          🪨📄✂️

Win the game, win the savings!
(Practice recommended. 😄)

📌 Small print:
Just kidding — this is an April Fools’ joke! Please remember: there are no shortcuts around traffic laws. Slow down, buckle up, and help keep our roads safe.

Happy April Fools’ Day! 👮‍♂️💙